Thanks for promptly submitting this year's life certificate*.

A pensioner received a letter from Branch Manager stating *" Thanks for promptly submitting this year's life certificate*. But, Sorry to inform you that we have lost your last year's life certificate in our record and the Bank's Inspector has pointed it out in his report. Please submit a certified copy of the same if available with you. Alternatively submit a declaration that *you were alive last year also"* 🤦🏻‍♀🤔😂 *Pensioners reply* "Dear Sir, thank you very much for acknowledgement of my this year's Life Certificate. I'm equally sorry to inform you that I do not have any copy of last year's Life Certificate. I'm also not in a position to furnish any declaration regarding last year because due to my bad memory, despite trying hard, I'm not able to recollect as to whether I was alive last year or not. The inconvenience caused is deeply regretted. Regards."