For those with a pun-chant for pjs, here's something from the pun-dits...

For those with a pun-chant for pjs, here's something from the pun-dits... Man who sneezes without tissues... takes the matters in his own hands ☢ Lightning sometimes shocks people... because, it just doesn't know how to conduct itself... ☢ A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period... it marks the end of his sentence... ☢ A rule of grammar... double negatives are a no-no... ☢ Sleeping comes so naturally to me... I could do it with my eyes closed...! ☢ Atheists don't solve exponential equations... because they don't believe in higher powers... ☢ It's raining cats 'n dogs... Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer... ☢ I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup with me... ☢ My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum... ☢ The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran... ☢ What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. But it let out a little whine... ☢ If you don't pay your exorcist... do you get repossessed...? ☢ Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends... but, what would be the point... ☢ I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania... ☢ A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen... a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks. "No. I'm the chip monk" he replies... ☢ Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... doc says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside... ☢ What's the definition of a will... it's a Dead Giveaway... ☢ Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.