Hollywood vs Bollywood

Hollywood vs Bollywood 5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. 2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover. 3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S. 5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires. 5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one. 3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds. 4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. 5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.