Desi Creativity

People are getting more and more creative. Here is a set of desi puns.. 1. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it's a do or dhai situation. 2. Vishwanathan Anand gets tensed when the waiter asks, 'Check de doon'. 3. A potato was grilled by cops; after two hours of torture, it gave in, 'Main Batata hun, main Batata hun...' 4. A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal. 5. Friends pay food bills on a de-tu-de basis 6. Rahul Dravid's wristwatch is technically a wall clock. 7. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates 8. The way to the cemetery, 'Go straight and take the last rite.' 9. The salaried class feel that the changing nature of taxes is too T.D.S.. 😊😊😊