Pun fun with English*

Pun fun with English* - [🦜 ] I think I am becoming a social vegan….*I am avoiding meets.* - [🦜] I accidentally sprayed my Axe deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have a weird *axe scent*. - [🦜] I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. *Remains to be seen* - [🦜] What do you call a bedpan in Russia? A *Poo-tin* - [🦜] 6:30 is the best time on the clock. *Hands down.* - [🦜] What does a house wear? *Address* - [🦜] My brother has been trying to make my neighbour wear his hearing aid. *He just won’t listen*