The Mascot for MAD magazine was Alfred E Neuman. A spaced out, freaky little kid who appeared on almost every MAD magazine cover.
Alfred E Neuman was known for his thought provoking quotes: here are a few. These quotes are timeless.
"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"
"In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"
"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"
"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"
"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"
"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"
"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"
"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"
"When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!"
"A lawyer is someone who writes a 40-page document and calls it a brief!"
"Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!"
"Most minds are like concrete . . . all mixed up and permanently set!"
"Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!"
"A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course!"
"These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar."
"You know the Honeymoon's over when your dog brings your slippers, and your wife barks at you!"
"Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!"
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