*THE* *ETYMOLOGY OF* *MUMBAI.*

 *THE* *ETYMOLOGY OF* *MUMBAI.* 

1. Where do you go to get official sanction for anything in Mumbai?

Ans. 'Grant' Road.

2. You're always afraid to cross this road. 

Ans: 'Bhay'andar Rd

3. Where do you go for Krishna Bhajan?

Ans: Mira Rd

4. Which area is the HQ for Fair & Lovely?

Ans: 'Gore'gaon

5. Where do you go to have fun?

Ans: 'Maza'gaon

6. Where do Tuberculosis patients march every morning

Ans: Cough Parade

7. Where do you get a Deodorant that smells of a freshly laid road?

Ans: TAR-DEO 

8. Where do fat, white-bearded men on reindeers go looking when they're single and ready to mingle?

Ans: SantaCruz

9. Where do you go for some Yoghurt conditioner for your hair?

Ans: DahiSar

10. Where do you go when you're hungering for some burger?

Ans: ChowPatty

11. Where do all the sailors take their cars? 

Ans : Marine Drive

12. What's the best place for your morning run?

Ans: Jog-eshwari