Something light about liquor

Something light about liquor. 🍾🍾🍾 A friend of mine who knew everything about liquor and little else, was asked by his old Headmaster to be the Chief Guest at his School’s Annual Day. At the function, he was asked to give an inspiring message to the students. He spoke : “Friends.... in life you will face a number of problems. You should face them like 'Napoleon', walk like 'Johnny Walker' and sing like a 'Bagpiper'. Only then, the world will give you a 'Royal Salute'. Otherwise it will call you an 'Old Monk' and stick a 'Black Label' on you." He sat down to a thundering ovation. 👋👋👋