Weight Loss Program.

 Weight Loss Program. 

I called a weight loss company and ordered their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Well without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, i finally gave up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, I weighed myself and is delighted to find i had lost 5lbs as promised.

So i called the company again and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman i have ever seen in my life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and I try my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with me gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to my delight on the fifth day when i weighs myself again, I discovered that i had lost another 10lbs as promised. So I decided to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," , "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when i opened it i found a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

I lost 33 lbs that week