Hilarious Laws which you did not study in school:
Law of equality:
The time taken by the wife, when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes, is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you were in.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't wish to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio-mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal:
When you accept a proposal after considerable scrutiny, you will get a better one..
Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something, it will never start on time.
Law of exam:
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.
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