Hilarious Laws which you did not study in school:

The time taken by the wife, when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes, is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!









If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you were in.









When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.










After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.









Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.










When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.









The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't wish to be seen with.









When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.









The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.









People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 










As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 










When you accept a proposal after considerable scrutiny, you will get a better one..










When you reach early for something, it will never start on time. 












If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only. 












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