Afternoon humor.

 Afternoon humor. 

Dedicated to all Mothers on "Mother’s day": 

Moms will be Moms...  Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk.*

*Issac Newton's mother--*  "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother--*  "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from?  And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--*  Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

*Abraham Lincoln's mother--*  "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."

*James Watt's mother--*  "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

*Alexander Graham Bell's mother--*  "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

*Galileo Galilei's mother--*  "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

*Samuel Morse's mother--*  "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

*Mona Lisa's mother--*  "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"

*Michelangelo's mother--*  "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

*Albert Einstein's mother--*  "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"

*Bill Gates's mother--*  "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any improper web-site."

*Danial Fahrenheit's mother--*  "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."

*Georg Ohm's mother--* "I don't like you resisting everything I say."

*Robert Boyle's mother--*  "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."

*Alessandro Volta's mother--*  "It is *shocking* to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”

*Christopher Columbus’ mother--*  "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”

*Dedicated to All Mothers, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.*

Cheers MOMs!!!!!