Insults, when coated with humour and wit, make for a great combination :
1) She has a supreme court figure --- no appeal.
2) He is a real big gun --- of small calibre and immense bore.
3) She dresses to kill -- and cooks the same way.
4) He was a premature baby --- He was born before his parents were married.
5) He was born in United States -- Terrible things happen in other countries too.
6) His obesity is surplus gone to waist.
7) He left his job because of illness and fatigue -- born out of betrayal by colleagues.
8 ) His credit is so bad, he can not even borrow trouble.
9) He kept learning more and more about less and less, until now he knows everything about nothing.
10) What he lacks in intelligence, he makes up in stupidity.
11) He may talk like a fool and act like a fool, but don't get the wrong idea about him --- he is a fool.
12) It is not that he does not have presence of mind -- his trouble is absence of thought.
13) Her photographs do her injustice -- they look like her.
14) He is as phoney as a dentist's smile.
15) He started out in life as an unwanted child -- now he is wanted in 10 states.
16) She has a keen sense of rumour.
17) He is jack of all trades , and out of work in all of them.
18) They are in Iron and Steel Industry -- she irons the clothes and he steals.
19) She thought she was getting a model husband --- too bad he is not a working model.
20) He is so boring, he can not even entertain a doubt.
21) He gave a very moving performance. Everyone moved towards the Exit door.
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