Sunday, 17 May 2026

*Moms will be Moms - some interesting talk from famous Moms:*

*Moms will be Moms - some interesting talk from famous Moms:* *Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?" *Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???” *Thomas Edison's mother--* "Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!" *Abraham Lincoln's mother--* "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit." *James Watt's mother--* "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now." *Alexander Graham Bell's mother--* "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours." *Galileo Galilei's mother--* "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano." *Samuel Morse's mother--* "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.” *Mona Lisa's mother--* "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?" *Michelangelo's mother--* "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?" *Albert Einstein's mother--* "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?" *Bill Gates's mother--* "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any improper web-site." *Danial Fahrenheit's mother--* "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea." *Georg Ohm's mother--* "I don't like you resisting everything I say." *Robert Boyle's mother--* "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative." *Alessandro Volta's mother--* "It is *shocking* to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.” *Christopher Columbus’ mother--* "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!” *Dedicated to all the Mothers, without whom the Human Civilisation wouldn’t have progressed!!*

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