Sunday, 17 May 2026
*Moms will be Moms - some interesting talk from famous Moms:*
*Moms will be Moms - some interesting talk from famous Moms:*
*Issac Newton's mother--*
"But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--*
"Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--*
"Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"
*Abraham Lincoln's mother--*
"Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."
*James Watt's mother--*
"If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."
*Alexander Graham Bell's mother--*
"You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."
*Galileo Galilei's mother--*
"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."
*Samuel Morse's mother--*
"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”
*Mona Lisa's mother--*
"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"
*Michelangelo's mother--*
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"
*Albert Einstein's mother--*
"Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"
*Bill Gates's mother--*
"You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any improper web-site."
*Danial Fahrenheit's mother--*
"Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."
*Georg Ohm's mother--*
"I don't like you resisting everything I say."
*Robert Boyle's mother--*
"If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."
*Alessandro Volta's mother--*
"It is *shocking* to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”
*Christopher Columbus’ mother--*
"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
*Dedicated to all the Mothers, without whom the Human Civilisation wouldn’t have progressed!!*
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