*EXPLAINED BY SWAMY MUMBAYANANDA :*

*EXPLAINED BY SWAMY MUMBAYANANDA :* 1) Where do u go 2 get official sanction for anything in Mumbai ? Ans : *Grant Road.* 2) U r always afraid 2 cross this road. Ans : *Bhay'andar Road.* 3) Where do u go for Krishna Bhajan ? Ans : *Mira Road.* 4) Where is d HQ for Fair & Lovely ? Ans : *Gore'gaon.* 5) Where do u go 2 have fun ? Ans : *Maza'gaon.* 6) Where do TB patients march every morning ? Ans : *Cough Parade.* 7) Where do u find a deodorant that smells of a freshly laid road ? Ans : *TAR-DEO.* 8) Where do fat, white-bearded men in red go on summer vacation ? Ans : *Santa Cruise.* 9) Where do u find yoghurt conditioner for ur hair ? Ans : *DahiSar.* 10) Where 2 go when hungry for a burger? Ans : *ChowPatty.* 11) Where do sailors take their cars ? Ans : *Marine Drive.* 12) What's d best place for ur morning run ? Ans : *Jog-eshwari.* 13) All blind guys get 2gether at ? Ans : *Andheri* 14) When asked by mum, who she wanted 2 marry ? Daughter said, pointing 2 a tapori guy, *Ma-him.* You can go and buy your meal at *Curry Road*. And pray at *Masjid* if you are a Muslim or if a Hindu at *Mahaluxmi* or *Prabhadevi*. Go meet your Keralite friend at *Malabar Hill*. On the way, you can get your clothes washed at *Dhobitalav* And then Meet your girl friend *Ghat-ke-uper*. And if someone misbehaves with her, Register a complaint at *Thane*. And all will be well and good if instead you go to *Kalyan*.