Mathematician asks: How to write 4 in between a 5?

Mathematician asks: How to write 4 in between a 5? China man replied: Is this a Joke? Japan man exclaimed: Impossible! American man said: The question's wrong!! British man snorted: Rubbish !! Indian man wrote: *F(IV)E.* This is the reason why you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts.. anything to do with optimising your brain!!!!! British: Can u swim? Indian: No. British: Then a dog is better than u because it can swim. Indian: Can u swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then what's the difference between U & the dog? British shocked, faints!! Indian Rocks!!!!! European-: Why do all you Indians come in different colors? Look at us, we are all white. Indian:- Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same!!!