Dhoni and Rahul

 Dhoni, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to Rahul Gandhi at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on.

The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Rahul looked at Dhoni and said, "Do you think he will jump ?"

Dhoni said, "You know, I bet he will jump."

Rahul replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Dhoni placed Rs. 1000 on the bar and said, "You're on !"

Just as Rahul placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.

Rahul was very upset, but willingly handed his Rs.1000 to Dhoni, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."

Dhoni replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

Rahul replied, "I did too, but didn't think he would do it again.

This time Dhoni took the money..