LOVERS OF ENGLISH

LOVERS OF ENGLISH I met a Surgeon who named his son Naïf (pronounced Knife). I said what an apt name! Then I came to know the following: 1. Lawyer’s daughter - Sue. 2. Radiologist’s son - Ray. 3. Ophthalmologist’s daughter - Iris. 4. Florist’s daughter - Rose. 5. Mechanic’s son - Jack. 6. Archaeologist’s Son - Doug 7. Thief’s son - Rob. 8. Gymnast’s son - Jim. 9. Jeweler’s twin daughters - Ruby & Pearl. 10. Ornithologist’s Son - Robin. 11. Orthopedician’s Son - Boney. 12. Barber’s son - Harry. 13. Solicitor’s son - Will. 14. Accountant’s son - Bill. 15. Horticulturist’s - Daughter Ivy. 16. Gardener’s son - Pete. 17. Monarch’s son - Prince. 18. Dramatist’s Daughter - Oprah. 19. Sanitation Engg’s Son - John. 20. Highway Engg’s Son - Miles. 21. Dietician’s daughter- Olive. 22. Actor’s son - Oscar. 23. Photographer's - Son: Click. 24. Gastro-physician's Daughter: - Enema 25. Homeopath's Daughter - Arnica. 26. Teacher's son - Mark 27. For a Desi Touch to the above, Diamond Merchant’s son - Hiralal.