If Hindu mythology was a corporation, which god would be the CEO, and what would have been the hierarchy?

If Hindu mythology was a corporation, which god would be the CEO, and what would have been the hierarchy? Shiva would be the CEO, Brahma the CTO and Vishnu the CFO. Brahma is quite brainy, but no one outside sees him as important. Vishnu funds the expeditions of the group and when things go wrong for his boss, gets into a rescue mission with his varied avatars. Shiva ultimately holds the key by being the executioner. Karthik is the south division head — no body in the north pays attention to him, but still respect him (sort of). Kali is the HR head — in regular times, we don’t pay much attention to the kinder avatar of Parvati, but when things go wrong, she can terrorise even the CXOs. The Kerala state representative Ayyappan seems more reclusive & inaccessible, and the company heads are still figuring out if everyone can approach him. The Bengal unit head Durga also heads the internal vigilance and people are afraid of her temper. Ram is the perfect engineer bringing cool new ideas. Everyone in the company idolises him, but no one really follows him. His subordinate Hanuman is equally good engineer but doesn’t know his strengths as well. Krishna is the sales head who can get deals done by whatever methods available. He is the cool dude as he drives the Ferrari and gets the girls. Everyone adores him. Ganesha is a down-to-earth executive who mentors everyone. He doesn’t have ambitions to go the C-Suite and is a jolly type and is a natural favourite of everyone. Kal Bhairav is the chief security officer and looks quite shady. Lakshmi manages payroll and when it comes to the salary day you hope that she doesn’t make mistakes in doing direct deposits to your account. Saraswathy heads internal training — people care about her when they are new to the company and have certificates to be obtained to progress in career. Indra is the head of an older product division that used to be quite relevant in the early stages of the company, but now not many bother about. With his old timer buddies like Agni, Mitra, Vayu, Varuna etc he sometimes brings hell to rank & file employees. Narada is the company's Gossip Girl.