*Insults When Coated With Humour & Wit, Make for a Great Combination*

 *Insults When Coated  With Humour &  Wit, Make for a Great Combination*

_ She  Dresses  to  Kill --  and  Cooks  the  Same  Way._

_ He  was  Born  in  United  States --  Terrible  Things  happen  in  Other  Countries  too._

_ His  Obesity  is  Surplus  gone  to  Waist._

_ He  left  his  Job  because  of  Illness  and  Fatigue --  his  Boss  was  Sick  and  Tired  of  him._

_ His  Credit  is  so  Bad, he cannot  even  Borrow  Trouble._

_ He  kept  Learning More  and More about Less and Less, until  now  he  Knows  Everything  about  Nothing._

_ What he  lacks in  Intelligence, he  makes up in  Stupidity._

_ He  may  Talk   like  a  Fool  and  Act  like  a  Fool, but  don't  get  the  Wrong  Idea  about  him ---  he  is  a  Fool._ 

_ It is not that  he does not have Presence  of  Mind --  his  Trouble  is  Absence  of  Thought._

_ Her  Photographs  do  her  Injustice --  they  Look  like  her._

_ He is as  Phoney as  a  Dentist's Smile._

_ He Started  Out in Life as an  Unwanted Child --  now he is Wanted  in 10 States._

_ She has a  Keen Sense of  Rumour._

_ He is Jack of  All Trades, and Out of Work in All  of Them._

_ They are in  Iron and Steel  Industry --  she  Irons the Clothes  and he Steals._

_ She thought  she was getting a  Model Husband ---  Too Bad he is not  a Working Model._

_ He is so Boring, he cannot  even Entertain a  Doubt._

_ He gave a Very Moving  Performance, Everyone Moved to the Nearest Exit._