A Job

 An Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman's job in a big departmental store in Canada.

On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour.

At 6 pm:

Boss :- How much of sales did you do on the first day?

Indian : Sir, I attended to 1 Sale.

Boss : just Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the money value of your today's one sale?

Indian : $93300 dollars.

Boss : What! Unbelievable! But how did you do that?

Indian : Sir, 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.

Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.

When he said the boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.

And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ???  He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he took groceries worth  $ 200  and 2 cases of beer.

Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- *You sold all this to the man who came just to buy only 1 fish hook*???

Indian : "NO, SIR..." He ONLY Came to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I Explained to him that Fishing is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches.

Boss : Where did you work before ??? 

Indian : Yes, I was a PRO in a private hospital in India : *On any Minor Complaint, We Get the Patients Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc*.

Boss : Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training.

Note: A true story- almost