Alfred E Neuman was known for his thought provoking quotes in the MAD magazine.
Some of them are timeless.
"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"
"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!"
"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"
"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"
"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign."
"When you're in deep water, it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!"
"Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!"
"Most minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set!"
"Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!"
"A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course!"
"Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for."
"These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar."
"Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!"
"Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to TV!"
"These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there are more hoods than neighbors!"
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