Ides of March

 *For Ides of March _*  _*Nerd humor, strictly for literature aficionados.*_  _*Et tu...*_  _Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport._  _Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?”_ _Caesar: “A-2 Brutus”. _  _Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?”_ _Caesar: “8:02 Brutus”. _  _Brutus: “By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?”_ _Caesar: “Ate two Brutus”. _  _Brutus: “This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?”_ _Caesar: “A2 Brutus”. _  _Brutus (Thinking to himself)“This man is really beginning to get on my nerves. One of these days I’m going to have to kill him”!_