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Wonderful Definitions*
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School*
School*A place where Parents pay, and children play.
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.
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Nurse*:
Nurse*:A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
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Marriage*
Marriage*It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..
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Tears*
Tears*The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*Conference*
Conference*The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Conference Room*
Conference Room*A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.
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Father*
Father*A banker provided by nature
*Boss*
Boss*Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence after election.
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HOSPITAL*
HOSPITAL*An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
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Smile*
Smile*A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*Government Office*
Government Office*A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*Yawn*
Yawn*The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.
*Etc*.
Etc*.A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*Committee*
Committee*Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Meeting*
Meeting*Where hours are spent and Minutes are kept.
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