Monday 16 January 2017

Vagaries of English Language As shared



Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀

- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches? 

- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

- How do you get off a non-stop 
Flight?

- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients? 

- Why is it called 
'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

- How come Noses run and Feet smell? 

- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

We can never find the answers, can we?

So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!

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