LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL - : 1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. : 2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. : 3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. : 4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. : 5: O'Briens Observation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. : 6) Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. : 7) Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. : 8) Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. : 9: Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. : 10) Breda's Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last. : 11) Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. |
Monday 9 January 2017
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