Monday 9 January 2017

LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL - As shared



LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL -
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1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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3) Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
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4) Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
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5: O'Briens Observation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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6) Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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7) Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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8) Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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9: Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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10) Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
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11) Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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