Torture Retired Husbands:

 

*Read how Wives Torture Retired Husbands:

If the Husband gets up from the Bed a bit late:

‘You are retired doesn’t mean you should infinitely sleep.’

If he gets up early:

‘Just because you don’t get sleep, don’t disturb all of us unnecessarily, so early’

If he sits quiet at home:

‘Instead of hanging on to that Mobile all the 24 hours, can you not help in House Keeping work?’

If he goes out for Fresh Air:

‘Instead of wandering on the streets aimlessly, can you not sit quiet at home?’

If he spends more time in Pooja Room:

‘God won’t come down just because you are blabbering something and ringing the bell.’

If he goes for Part-time job:

‘This Wisdom should have dawned on you while you were in service. At least, we could have got a more spacious house. What is the use of earning a Paltry salary now?.’

If he takes his wife for Pilgrimage:

‘Our Neighbour had taken his wife to Kashmir, Simla and Ooty. It is my Fate that I am running around over Crowded  temples.’

If he takes her to Kashmir:

‘Instead of burning that money on pleasure trips, you could have got me the Necklace I am asking, ever since I married you.’

If he becomes Apartment Complex Flat owners’ Association President:

‘First do house work. Hell with your Society work.’

If he is calm at home:

‘Look at our Neighbour. He is our Association President. Everyone salutes his wife even. No one even looks at me’.

So Men! Don’t boast and trumpet that you will do this and that after retirement. Wife’s *Taunts and Torture are a part of Retired Life*