Thursday, 22 January 2026

*A fight between husband and wife ,both of whom are M.As. (English Literature)

*A fight between husband and wife ,both of whom are M.As. (English Literature) Instead of shouting, abusing or physical force...they exchange poems to each other.* *WIFE* _I wrote your name on the sand,_ _it got washed away _I wrote your name in the air,_ _it was blown away..._ _Then, I wrote your name in my heart and got a Heart Attack !_ *HUSBAND* _God saw me hungry,_ _he created pizza._ _He saw me thirsty,_ _he created Pepsi._ _He saw me in the dark,_ _he created light._ _He saw me without problems,..... he created YOU !_ *WIFE* _Twinkle twinkle little star._ _You should know what you are._ _And once you know what you are,_ _Mental hospital is not so far !_ *HUSBAND* _The rain makes all things beautiful._ _The grass and flowers too. _ _If rain makes all things beautiful,_ _Why doesn't it rain on you ?_ *WIFE* _Roses are red; Violets are blue;_ _Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo._ *Husband* _Don't get angry_ _you will find me there too_ _Not in a cage but outside,laughing at you !!…

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