Haha, this is called passion

Haha, this is called passion. Some employee from Google complained on LinkedIn that Mylapore dosa kitchen wouldn’t give dosa to go. The owner responded as below: Dear Tech Titans, We love our friends from Microsoft, Google, and the entire Silicon Valley stack. You folks write the code that runs the world. But at Mylapore, we write the recipes that feed the soul. We hear you—you’re busy shipping features, deploying builds, and fixing bugs. But just like you won’t skip a code review before pushing to production, we can’t skip our dosa policy just to please the runtime. Here’s why: In software, you can deploy hotfixes. In dosa-making, there are no hotfixes. Once it’s soggy, it’s game over. You work with elastic compute. We work with elastic batter—and it waits for no one. You want edge computing. We want the dosa edges crisp—and that doesn’t happen in a takeout box. You may have the cloud, but we’ve got the steam, griddle, and grace of generations who’ve passed down the art of making the perfect dosa. So no, we can’t pack a dosa to-go—not because we don’t love you (we do!), but because we love the dosa more. And some rules, like clean code and crisp dosas, are sacred. We invite you to take a break from pushing code and pull up a chair. Let us serve you a dosa hot off the tawa—with the same love your grandmother would’ve insisted on. Because while software powers the world, dosa powers the soul. With crispy affection, Team Mylapore