LOVERS OF ENGLISH
I met a Surgeon who named his son Naïf
(pronounced Knife).
I said what an apt name!
Then I came to know the following:
1. Lawyer’s daughter - Sue.
2. Radiologist’s son - Ray.
3. Ophthalmologist’s
daughter - Iris.
4. Florist’s daughter - Rose.
5. Mechanic’s son - Jack.
6. Archaeologist’s Son - Doug
7. Thief’s son - Rob.
8. Gymnast’s son - Jim.
9. Jeweler’s twin daughters - Ruby and Pearl.
10. Ornithologist’s Son - Robin.
11. Orthopedician’s Son - Boney.
12. Barber’s son - Harry.
13. Solicitor’s son - Will.
14. Accountant’s son - Bill.
15. Horticulturist’s - Daughter Ivy.
16. Gardener’s son - Pete.
17. Monarch’s son - Prince.
18. Dramatist’s Daughter - Oprah.
19. Sanitation Engineer’s Son - John.
20. Highway Engineer’s Son - Miles.
21. Dietician’s daughter Olive.
22. Actor’s son - Oscar.
23. Photographer's - Son: Click.
24. Gastro-physician's Daughter: - Enema
25. Homeopath's Daughter - Arnica.
26. Teacher's son - Mark
27. For a desi touch to above, diamond merchant’s son - Hiralal
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