The Grand Slam

*The Grand Slam:* 

- The “Novak scene” created by the “no vaccine”, has ended in everyone enjoying a poke at his expense. The D’joks are all on him.

- The Aussies have banged the door shut right in front of his face. They call it a Grand Slam!

- With Twenty won, he could have made it Twenty-One, but he will now have to kiss this chance goodbye. Clearly, a Grand Slam.

- By trying to preserve the (Mel)Bourne Identity and the (Mel)Bourne Supremacy, the Victorians have given him the (Mel)Bourne Ultimatum.

- The Aussies allege that “A Serb has turned acerb”. “He has created a Balkanic eruption of sorts”.

- One needs a lot of guts to create a racket and, when tension is increased, it becomes high strung.

- The flurry of exchanges that went on between the Balkan and Australian governments is called “Serb and volley”.

- The Serbians allege that there is no match for Djokovic since there is no match for Djokovic. Either way, he is matchless.

- No one expected ‘the one seed’ to ‘exceed’ and become a "Tennis, the Menace".

- Someone overheard Djok saying “O my crown. Lost because of Omicron”.

- And because he can’t take to court, he has decided to go to court. He accuses them of ‘vic’ hunting.

- For Novak, the Australian Open has become Australian Close, whereas for me, it is Australian O’pun.

- The “Novak scene” created by the “no vaccine”, has ended in everyone enjoying a poke at his expense. The D’joks are all on him.

- The Aussies have banged the door shut right in front of his face. They call it a Grand Slam!

- With Twenty won, he could have made it Twenty-One, but he will now have to kiss this chance goodbye. Clearly, a Grand Slam.

- By trying to preserve the (Mel)Bourne Identity and the (Mel)Bourne Supremacy, the Victorians have given him the (Mel)Bourne Ultimatum.

- The Aussies allege that “A Serb has turned acerb”. “He has created a Balkanic eruption of sorts”.

- One needs a lot of guts to create a racket and, when tension is increased, it becomes high strung.

- The flurry of exchanges that went on between the Balkan and Australian governments is called “Serb and volley”.

- The Serbians allege that there is no match for Djokovic since there is no match for Djokovic. Either way, he is matchless.

- No one expected ‘the one seed’ to ‘exceed’ and become a "Tennis, the Menace".

- Someone overheard Djok saying “O my crown. Lost because of Omicron”.

- And because he can’t take to court, he has decided to go to court. He accuses them of ‘vic’ hunting.

- For Novak, the Australian Open has become Australian Close, whereas for me, it is Australian O’pun.