AGE -ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER SENT BY VASUDEVA RAO

A.A.A.D.D. { Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder }.

This is how it manifests...

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table & notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first..

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table & see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm & I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye ~ they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter & discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. 

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day...

The car isn't washed, 

The bills aren't paid, 

There is a warm can of 

Pepsi sitting on the counter, The flowers don't have enough water, 

There is still only 1 cheque  in my cheque book, 

I can't find the remote, 

I can't find my glasses, 

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. 

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day & I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem & I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...

Do me a favor. 

Forward this message to everyone you know,

because I don't remember who I've sent it to.

Don't laugh ~ if this isn't you yet, your day is surely coming !

P.S : I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry !!!