*HipDict*

*HipDict* is the crowdsourced dictionary that’s going strong with over 2 million followers. Here are a few examples of how HipDict tells it like it really is... *Home* (n.) The place where you trust the toilet seat. *English Teacher* (n.) A person who puts more thought into a novel than the original author ever did. *Sibling* (n.) You’d give them your kidney but you won’t let them borrow your charger. *Etc.* (abb .) End of thinking capacity. *Oh, ok* (phr.) I thought you understood me, but you don’t. *I’m fine* (phr.) Not dead. Still alive. *Friend* (n.) Someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you it’s bullshit, and then listens to some more. *Everything happens for a reason* (phr.) Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions. *K.* (adv.) Ok but with anger. *Psychopaths* (n.) People who watch scary movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards. *Happiness* (n.) Not having to set the alarm clock for the next day. *I’m going to sleep early tonight* (phr.) The biggest lie you tell yourself. *Dad* (n.) A person who has no clue what’s inside when you open a gift labelled “From Mom & Dad”.