In lighter vein

 

sardar : *India ..*

Boss : which part ..?

Sardar : *What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.*

             

*Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.*

Sardar 1: *What would you do if the bomb explodes while  fixing.*

Sardar 2 : *Don’t worry, I have one more.*

               

Sardar : What is the name of your car ..?

*Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.*

Sardar : *Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.*

               

*Sardar : U cheated me.*

Shopkeeper : *No, I sold a good radio to u.*

Sardar : *Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘*

               

*Tourist : Whose skeleton is that ..?*

Sardar : *An old king’s skeleton.*

Tourist : *Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it ..?*

*Sardar : That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child ...*

              

*Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?*

*Sardar : ZEBRA*

Teacher : *How?*

Sardar : *Bcoz it is Black & White*

                  

      Sardar attending an interview in Software Company ..

*Manager : Do U know MS Office .?*

*Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.*

                  

Sardar : *Doctor .!! My Son swallowed a key.*

Doctor : *When .?*

Sardar : *3 Months Ago*

Dr : *What were u doing till now .?*

*Sardar : We were using duplicate key*

                  

     *Sardarji made a call to airport "How long is the journey from India to America .?"*

*Girl : One second sir ...*

*Sardarji : Thanks .!!*

                        

*Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter ...*

*Haha...I have seen ur password ..*

Mandhar singh : *What is it .?*

Jandhar : *it is four stars (****)*

Mandhar : *Haha .. wrong .. it is 3384. oye .. oye ..*

                  

*Teacher : How does the hen comes out of the egg ..?*

Sardarji : *Oye ..that is not a big question .. madam .. the big question is .. how the hen went inside the egg ..!!*

                  

      *Sardar's friend : Sardarji, how was ur exam?*

Sardarji : *Oye .. it was OK .. but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'. I thought & thought & thought .. and finally wrote ..THUNK .!!*

                  

    *One tourist from USA asked : Any great man born in this village?*

*Sardarji : No sir, only small babies .!!*

                  

*Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.*

*Tourist : If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?*

*Sardar : So simple .. Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT ..!!*

                  

*Sardar : Doctor, In my dreams .. rats play football every night..*

*Dr : OK .. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.*

*Sardarji : can i start from tomorrow ?*

*Dr : why?*

*Sardar : Bcoz today is FINAL .!!*

*Keep Smiling ..