Sunday 27 November 2016

Demonetization as Shared



Anyway, one of my ambitions as a Bhakt is to write the questions for the NaMo app. He has said that January 1 will be a new day in many ways and it is not that far off. Not much time to ingratiate oneself with the beloved. So I am sending this in the hope that it is carried by Dear Leader. I think it captures the spirit of the national debate. What do you think? Don’t tell me! Just vote. Here goes:

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Did you vote for NaMo?

a) Yes? Please continue

b) No? Exit immediately

1: Please rate demonetisation move on scale of 1 to 10

a) 10

b) 11

c) Infinity!


d) 10

2: NaMo is the greatest leader since:

a) Nehru

b) Gandhi

c) Yudhisthir

d) NOTA*

*None Of The Above (are in his league)

3: Demonetisation execution in your opinion is:


a) Perfect

b) More than perfect

c) Far from imperfect


d) Amazing

4: What do you think of the opposition’s vile moves against it?

a) Horrible

b) Anti-national

c) Pro-Pakistan


d) Pappugiri

5: Who has the demonetisation hurt most?

a) Terrorists

b) Anti-nationals

c) Libtards

d) ‘Them’

6: Were you at all inconvenienced by demonetisation?

a) No, used card

b) No, used ewallet

c) No, did FB, twitter in queue!

d) What queue!?


7: Who is NaMo answerable to?

a) The People (through NaMo app)

b) The People (through twitter)


c) The People (through Coldplay)

d) Only to God

8: What will happen on Jan 1, after 50 days are over?

a) India will become Singapore

b) Amdavad will become Amsterdam


c) Ram Rajya

d) Achche Din

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