Anyway, one of my ambitions as a Bhakt is to write the questions for the NaMo app. He has said that January 1 will be a new day in many ways and it is not that far off. Not much time to ingratiate oneself with the beloved. So I am sending this in the hope that it is carried by Dear Leader. I think it captures the spirit of the national debate. What do you think? Don’t tell me! Just vote. Here goes: Homepage access Did you vote for NaMo? a) Yes? Please continue b) No? Exit immediately 1: Please rate demonetisation move on scale of 1 to 10 a) 10 b) 11 c) Infinity! d) 10 2: NaMo is the greatest leader since: a) Nehru b) Gandhi c) Yudhisthir d) NOTA* *None Of The Above (are in his league) 3: Demonetisation execution in your opinion is: a) Perfect b) More than perfect c) Far from imperfect d) Amazing 4: What do you think of the opposition’s vile moves against it? a) Horrible b) Anti-national c) Pro-Pakistan d) Pappugiri 5: Who has the demonetisation hurt most? a) Terrorists b) Anti-nationals c) Libtards d) ‘Them’ 6: Were you at all inconvenienced by demonetisation? a) No, used card b) No, used ewallet c) No, did FB, twitter in queue! d) What queue!? 7: Who is NaMo answerable to? a) The People (through NaMo app) b) The People (through twitter) c) The People (through Coldplay) d) Only to God 8: What will happen on Jan 1, after 50 days are over? a) India will become Singapore b) Amdavad will become Amsterdam c) Ram Rajya d) Achche Din |
Sunday 27 November 2016
Demonetization as Shared
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