Sunday 26 March 2017

A good 30 laughs - _Dilbert's one liners_:* *Old Classics*



A good 30 laughs - _Dilbert's one liners_:* 
*Old Classics*

🔺 I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 
🔺 A friend in need is a pest indeed.
🔺 Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 
🔺 Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 
🔺 When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
🔺 The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. 
🔺 Born free, taxed to death. 
🔺 Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 
🔺 Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 
🔺 Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 
🔺 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 
🔺 It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 
🔺 I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.. 
🔺 A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 
🔺 The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. 
🔺 The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. 
🔺 In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 
🔺 If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? 
🔺 Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon! 
🔺 If you can't convince them, confuse them. 
🔺 It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. 
🔺 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 
🔺 Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers 
🔺 The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. 
🔺 Someday is not a day of the week
🔺 Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
🔺 The road to success.... is always under construction. 
🔺 Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
🔺 In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need  it !!!
😜👍

If You Want To Come To Me – Sri Sri



If You Want To Come To Me – Sri Sri

Praising me is not enough. I am not satisfied by your praises,gratefulness and gratitude. Do not just keep me on the stage, on the altar, put flowers and say, Jai Gurudev!’ Keep me in your heart.When you are grateful, there is also a lot of gratitude and you feel like praising. But all this should be converted into your soul and make you blossom.
Once in a while when you have a problem, you come and say JaiGurudev. Don’t say it only some times, say it all the time,everyday and every minute. All these qualities you see in me are also in you.

Only when you keep me in your heart, does guru ship arise in you.Otherwise just doing pad puja (worshiping the feet), saluting and running away, nothing will be born in you. If you only want to garland flowers, then go to temples. There are many idols there. There is no need of a Guru then. Not only that, there are many people in the world,who love to sit and be garlanded. Go and garland them.

If you have come to me, then change. Change from inside.

There is no happiness in the world which you cannot get by being on the path of knowledge. Once you taste this nectar, everything else will be bitter. Once you begin to float in this, you will never experience a lack of anything in any way in your life.

Don’t keep me at a distance. By staying far away from me you have no benefit whatsoever. You are just wasting your time and mine too. Whatever I am, you are that too. Whatever you thought was impossible for you, I have come here to show you that it is possible.

This body, this prana, has only one mission. It has come for one reason – to introduce you all to your own self, to reveal the true self to you. Who are you? You are truth. You are shiva. You are beauty.

Positive Vibrations - Gurudev



Have you ever wondered how come seeking blessings actually brings you good vibrations?

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar unfolds the secret here :
You can sit anywhere and ask for blessings in your mind, and you will receive blessing.
You may ask me how is that possible ?
Tell me, how does Kama Vasana (lust) get aroused? Just by thinking such thoughts, isn't it?! Hormones are then secreted in excess in the body.
How do you get angry? Just by thinking. You think about those who you are angry and your body begins to show action of anger.
How does hatred come? By thinking about others whom you dislike.
How does fear come? By
thinking.
So, if by thinking, lust can come, anger can come, fear can come, hatred can come, then can blessing also not come just by thinking?
Are blessings so ineffective, or do you think that you have to work so hard to get blessings?
No! Not at all !
You don't need to do anything.......Just by thinking you get divine blessings.
You are divinely blessed !!!!
Good morning. 
Have a great day. 

ACCEPT All THE BLESSINGS AROUND YOU 🙏🙏🙏

Positive Thoughts



*Good one...must read*

😇 *One day,all the disciples went to their master' and said, "Master, Master, we all are going on a pilgrimage.*

*Master: Why you want to go on a pilgrimage trip?*

*Disciples: So that we can improve our devotion.*

*Master: OK. Then do me a favour. Please take this Karela (bitter gourd) along with you and wherever you go and whichever temple you visit, place it in the alter of the Deity, take the blessings and bring it back.* 

*So, not only the disciples but the Karela also went on pilgrimage, temple to temple.* 

*And finally when they came back, the Master said, "cook that Karela and serve it to me."* 

*The disciples cooked it and served it to the master. After having the first bite, the master said,* 

*"Surprising"!!!!!* 

*Disciples: What's so surprising?*

*Master: Even after the pilgrimage the karela is still bitter.* 
*How come???'*

*Disciples: But that's the very nature of the Karela, Master.*

Master: That's what I am *saying. Unless you change your nature, pilgrimage will not make any difference.* 

*So, you & I, if we do not change ourselves no teacher or guru can make a difference in our lives.*

*If you think positively,*
*Sound becomes music,*
*Movement become dance,*
*Smile becomes laughter,*
*Mind becomes meditative and*
*Life becomes a* *celebration.*

Blessings - Pujya Gurudev H H Sri Sri Ravi Shankar




Have you ever wondered how come seeking blessings actually brings you good vibrations?

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar unfolds the secret here :
You can sit anywhere and ask for blessings in your mind, and you will receive blessing.
You may ask me how is that possible ?
Tell me, how does Kama Vasana (lust) get aroused? Just by thinking such thoughts, isn't it?! Hormones are then secreted in excess in the body.
How do you get angry? Just by thinking. You think about those who you are angry and your body begins to show action of anger.
How does hatred come? By thinking about others whom you dislike.
How does fear come? By
thinking.
So, if by thinking, lust can come, anger can come, fear can come, hatred can come, then can blessing also not come just by thinking?
Are blessings so ineffective, or do you think that you have to work so hard to get blessings?
No! Not at all !
You don't need to do anything.......Just by thinking you get divine blessings.
You are divinely blessed !!!!
Good morning. 
Have a great day. 

ACCEPT All THE BLESSINGS AROUND YOU 🙏🙏🙏

Kalpa- As shared



Kalpa 2-Vedic Time peroid: The total lifespan of our Universe is 311 trillion and 40 Billion years. This Universe is 155.522 trillion years old and it will end in 155.518 trillion years time. This calculation is based on the life of Lord Brahma. Puranic literature describes that there are billions of universes in the casual ocean, which in turn contains with billions of stars and planets, with varied living beings. Our planet Earth is simply a drop in the ocean of Planets.
The puranic literature describes not only 'Material' creation with billions of universes, whcih constitutes only a quarter of srishti (creation), but it also talks about the other three quarters of srishti (creation), which is 'Spiritual'. This spiritual realms are called Vaikunthaloka, resided by Vishnu tattavas and rishis belonging to higher realms.
During the lifetime of each universe, there are partial srishti (creations) and pralaya (annihilation). At the beginning of each day of Lord Brahma, there is creation and at the end of each day there is partial annihilation. One day of Lord Brahma is 4.32 billion years; the night is also of the same duration. We are currently half way through the current day of Brahma, thus we have existed for approximately 2.16 billions years in the current small cycle. The timeline of life on earth is similar scientifically.  
A day of Lord Brahma is equivalent to one Kalpa, which itself consists of 14 manvantaras as mentioned—1.Swayambhuv, 2.Swarochis, 3.Uttam, 4.Tamas, 5.Raivat, 6.Chakshush, 7.Vaivaswat, 8.Savarnik, 9.Daksha Savarnik, 10.Brahm Savarnik, 11.Dharma Savarnik, 12.Rudra Savarnik, 13.Rudra Savarnik, and 14.Indra Savarnik. Each manvantara is little more than 71 mahayugas. We know that each mahayuga is 4.32 million years long, and consists of 4 parts: satyayuga, tretayuga, dwaparayuga and kaliyuga. 
We are currently in the 7th Vaivaswat manvantara, and in the klaiyuga of 28th mahayuga, which started about 12 crore years ago, as per puranic timeline.

Monday 20 March 2017

From the movie "My Name Is Bill W."



From the movie "My Name Is Bill W."
Hallmark Hall of Fame
April 30, 1989
1989 by Warner Brothers
Starring James Wood as Bill Wilson


The scene is a living room. Bill is just down from another drunk and Lois comes home from work and sees him peering out a window. Hanging up her coat, she walks into the room and asks:

"Does it have anything to do with me...your drinking?" asks Lois.

"No, it's not you. It's me."

"Why? Why do you do it to yourself?" she asks.

"I've been standing here all afternoon asking myself the same question. I look out the window and I watch all the normal people walking by. It's funny, I don't think I've ever felt really normal all my life, I mean like other people. I feel different somehow, like I don't really measure up. Ever since I can remember, I've had this feeling, deep down in my gut...scared. I see people laughing, at ease with each other. I'm on the outside looking in, afraid that I won't be accepted. And then overseas, I found that a drink...a few drinks...makes me feel comfortable, like I always want to feel. It gives me courage...to be with people, do things...to dream. The money, the success, the respect...it was all good for a while, but it never seems enough. I always want doubles of everything to make me feel alive, worthwhile inside. And then, it all began to slip away. I feel cheated, angry, always so full of fear...so I drink. More. And it makes it OK for a while. I convince myself that things wi ll turn around, tomorrow, soon. That I'll make it all up to you. But it only gets worse. I...I keep promising you, others, myself...'That's it, no more, going on the wagon. THAT'S IT!' And I think I mean it. But the guilt and the depression...I can't look in the mirror, or at you...especially at you. I've stopped believing in everything, people, God, myself. I know it sounds insane, Lois, but in spite of all this, what I want right now more than anything else...is another drink."

Saturday 18 March 2017

Louise Redden, - As shared



Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. 
She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries.
 
She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.
 
John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store at once.
 
Visualizing the family needs, she said: 'Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.'
 
John told her he could not give her credit, since she did not have a charge account at his store. 
Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family. The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, 'Do you have a grocery list?'
 
Louise replied, 'Yes sir.' 'O.K' he said, 'put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries.'
 
Louise hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.
 
The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down..
 
The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, 'I can't believe it.'
 
The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.
 
The grocer stood there in utter disgust. Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.
 
It was not a grocery list, it was a prayer, which said:
 
'Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands.'
 
The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence.
 
Louise thanked him and left the store. The other customer handed a hundred-dollar bill to the grocer and said; 'It was worth every penny of it. Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs.'
 
THE POWER: When you receive this, say a prayer. That's all you have to do.
 
Just stop right now, and say a prayer of thanks for your own good fortune...
 
I believe if you will send this testimony out with prayer in faith, you will receive what you need God to do in you and your families' life..
 
So dear heart, trust God to know your very own needs., 
heal the sick, provide food for the hungry, clothes and shelter for those that don't have as we do. Amen & Amen
 
My prayer for you today:
 
The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hands that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever. Remain in God's love as you send this prayer to everybody on your list. Have a lovely journey of life! Trust in the Lord with all your heart and He will never fail you because He is LOVE!
 
TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and watch the power and love of God  in your life.

A nice story - As shared



What a nice story...
An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he  noticed an Indian sitting in the corner.
So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that Indian guy over there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the Indian. 
However,insteadof becoming upset, the Indian simply looked up at the American and
shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that Indian  sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to
everyone in the bar except Indian. 
When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the Indian simply smiled at the American man and shouted, "Thank you!"
That made the American man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter, "What is wrong with that Indian man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he
mad???"
The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this
restaurant.
May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour.

💬 Stay away from Anger..It hurts ..Only You!
💬 If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
💬 And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
💬 Patience with family is love,
💬 Patience with others is respect.
💬 Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
💬 Never Think Hard about thePAST, It brings Tears...
💬 Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...
💬 Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
💬Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
💬 Every problem comes to make us or break us,
💬 The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
💬 Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful
💬 Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
💬 So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
💬 Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.

Do Share it with all the Good People In ur Life.

Welcome to the 4th Industrial Revolution.- As shared



In 1998, Kodak had 170,000 employees and sold 85% of all photo paper worldwide.  Within just a few years, their business model disappeared and they went bankrupt.
Interestingly the inventor of digital photography in 1975  Steven Sasson worked for Kodak but Kodak ignored the new technology and in the process ignored their future!!

What happened to Kodak will happen in a lot of industries in the next 10 years - and most people don't see it coming.

Did you think in 1998 that 3 years later you would never take pictures on paper film again? Yet digital cameras were invented in 1975. The first ones only had 10,000 pixels, but followed Moore's law. So as with all exponential technologies, it was a disappointment for a long time, before it became way superior and got mainstream in only a few short years.

It will now happen with Artificial Intelligence, health, autonomous and electric cars, education, 3D printing, agriculture and jobs.

Welcome to the 4th Industrial Revolution.

Welcome to the Exponential Age.

Software will disrupt most traditional industries in the next 5-10 years.

Uber is just a software tool, they don't own any cars, and are now the biggest taxi company in the world.

Airbnb is now the biggest hotel company in the world, although they don't own any properties.

Artificial Intelligence : Computers become exponentially better in understanding the world. This year, a computer beat the best Go player in the world, 10 years earlier than expected.

In the US, young lawyers already don't get jobs. Because of IBM Watson, you can get legal advice (so far for more or less basic stuff) within seconds, with 90% accuracy compared with 70% accuracy when done by humans. So if you study law, stop immediately. There will be 90% fewer lawyers in the future, only specialists will remain.

Watson already helps nurses diagnosing cancer, 4 times more accurate than human nurses.

Facebook now has a pattern recognition software that can recognize faces better than humans.

By 2030, computers will become more intelligent than humans.Autonomous Cars:

In 2018 the first self-driving cars will appear for the public. Around 2020, the complete industry will start to be disrupted. You don't want to own a car anymore. You will call a car with your phone, it will show up at your location and drive you to your destination. You will not need to park it, you only pay for the driven distance and can be productive while driving.

Our kids will never get a driver's license and will never own a car. It will change the cities, because we will need 90-95% fewer cars for that. We can transform former parking space into parks. 1.2 million people die each year in car accidents worldwide.

We now have one accident every 100,000 km, with autonomous driving that will^ drop to one accident in 10 million km. That will save a million lives each year.

Most car companies may become bankrupt. Traditional car companies try the evolutionary approach and just build a better car, while tech companies (Tesla, Apple, Google) will do the revolutionary approach and build a computer on wheels. I spoke to a lot of engineers from Volkswagen and Audi; they are completely terrified of Tesla. 

Insurance Companies will have massive trouble because without accidents, the insurance will become 100x cheaper. Their car insurance business model will disappear.

Real estate will change. Because if you can work while you commute, people will move further away to live in a more beautiful neighborhood. Electric cars won’t become mainstream until 2020. Cities will be less noisy because all cars will run on electric.

Electricity will become incredibly cheap and clean: Solar production has been on an exponential curve for 30 years, but you can only now see the impact. Last year, more solar energy was installed worldwide than fossil. The price for solar will drop so much that all coal companies will be out of business by 2025.With cheap electricity comes cheap and abundant water.

Desalination now only needs 2kWh per cubic meter. We don't have scarce water in most places, we only have scarce drinking water. Imagine what will be possible if anyone can have as much clean water as he wants, for nearly no cost.

Health: There will be companies that will build a medical device (called the "Tricorder" from Star Trek) that works with your phone, which takes your retina scan, your blood sample and you breathe into it. It then analyses 54 biomarkers that will identify nearly any disease. It will be cheap, so in a few years everyone on this planet will have access to world class medicine, nearly for free.

3D printing: The price of the cheapest 3D printer came down from $18,000 to $400 within 10 years. In the same time, it became 100 times faster.

All major shoe companies started 3D printing shoes.

Spare airplane parts are already 3D printed in remote airports.

The space station now has a printer that eliminates the need for the large number of spare parts they used to have in the past.

At the end of this year, new smart phones will have 3D scanning possibilities. You can then 3D scan your feet and print your perfect shoe at home.

In China, they already 3D printed a complete 6-storey office building. By 2027, 10% of everything that's being^ produced will be 3D printed. 

Business Opportunities: If you think of a niche^ you want to go in, ask yourself: "in the future, do you think we will have that?" and if the answer is yes, how can you make that happen sooner? If it doesn't work with your phone, forget the idea.

And any idea designed for success in the 20th century is doomed in to failure in the 21st century.

Work: 70-80% of jobs will disappear in the next 20 years. There will be a lot of new jobs, but it is not clear if there will be enough new jobs in such a small time.

Agriculture: There will be a $100 agricultural robot in the future. Farmers in 3rd world countries can then become managers of their field instead of working all days on their fields. Agroponics will need much less water.

The first Petri dish produced veal is now available and will be cheaper than cow-produced veal in 2018. Right now, 30% of all agricultural surfaces is used for cows. Imagine if we don't need that space anymore.

There are several startups that will bring insect protein to the market shortly. It contains more protein than meat. It will be labeled as "alternative protein source" 
(because most people still reject the idea of eating insects).

There is an app call "moodies" which can already tell in which mood you are.

Until 2020 there will be apps that can tell by your facial expressions if you are lying. Imagine a political debate where it's being displayed when they are telling the truth and when not.

Bitcoin will become mainstream this year and might even become the default reserve currency. 

Longevity: Right now, the average life span increases by 3 months per year. Four years ago, the life span used to be 79 years, now it's^ 80 years. The increase itself is increasing and by 2030, there will be more than one year increase per year. So we all might live for a long long time, probably way more than 100. By that time the elites will have a secondary Brain embedded close to both sides of their fronto-temporal scalp it stores information about their experiences books they read what they heard etc through a High Def Camera just below their eyelids. For those who can afford it forgetfulness will be a forgotten phenomenon.
Advanced stem cell technology will allow you to " make " your own organs or replace defective ones early. Life expectancy will be around 115 to 125 yrs in most of developed world and around 100 years in the rest of the world.

Education: The cheapest smart phones are already at $10 in Africa and Asia. Until 2020, 70% of all humans will own a smart phone. That means, everyone has the same access to world class education.
Are you ready for the future?

Blessings of Guru- As shared



The blessings of our Guru

*Sri Sri:*Tell me, What is bothering you? A prayer which is not answered on time or You feel I don't listen to you? I listen to each and every prayer you put in front of me.. I watch everything you do.. 

I know what you are going through and what is going on in your mind..I am worried for you.. 
Some blessings are delayed but never go unanswered.. 

I only give you what you need at this point in time, not what YOU want.. 

You have to trust me, you must remain calm in adverse situations, hold onto your Faith that you have on me.. 

Don't rush to the conclusions that I don't hear what you say.. 

I am sitting right here to cleanse your karmas.. 
Let me do my work, because I only know what is right for you to get from God Almighty.. Till then hold me tightly.. 

Talk to me, share every single thing with me as you share with your Friends & Family.. 

They are there till the time you have this life, they can support you but I am the ONE who brought you here and will take you to the End..
 
My love for you is infinite and endless.. 

Just wait patiently for the bad times to get over.
Jaigurudev O:)

Knowledge Sheet of H. H. Sri Sri Ravi Shankar




Our problem is that the people who dont work are the ones who complain and the people who perform are bossy.

Now its changed. If you Put guruji's picture now - more people want to do the course. Days of hiding picture have gone 10 years back. Earlier I myself used to tell not to put the photo but now time has changed.

On the course fee being costly:
Nobody complains that train transport is costly, so I wont get into the train. You hold on to the price of something and the society accepts it. (In europe train transport is very costly)
Dont get into the track of reduction. Sit with this mentality that we should increase the fees by 50 euros. Then you see your courses will also increase.

Financial needs of teachers not being met:
If you dont have skills, you will stay poor. And dont think that you don't have skills. You already have the skills. Its is just the "lathargy" in you that is stopping you. I repeat "lathargy".


Your strength is your students, knowledge and faith.
*Take care of your students. Other 2 are anyways coming.

There is a 12 years of time cycle. In this time cycle of 12 years, about 11 months is the time of low spirituality. You can find this from your chart(kundli). When jupiter is in the 8th house. You might become mechanical in your sadhna during this time, or your interest in spirituality can go down. 


Point out mistakes in someone only when they ask you to do so, otherwise it is violence. (The person gives you the authority to point his/her mistake.) For eg when you to go to a doctor for operation, you are actually telling him - Pls tear open my head/stomach/something. But if someone roams on streets with a knife and wants to tear open people's head, it is violance. The difference in case of doctor is that u have asked him/her to do so. Same with mistakes. Point out mistakes only when someone ask you to do so. In thase, the person whose mistakes you point out, will not feel bad. See some momemnts back I told you that you are even worse than dogs, did anyone feel bad?
"No"

Theres is another v important research donr by Stanford recently. On the back of our head there is a part of brain called hypocampus. Everytime you say something negative, or u blame/complain, hypocampus shrinks. And if if u keep doing so it shrinks and shrinks and gets vanished and then you die. So everytime you blame/complain/talk negative, remember that you are reducing your brain.

Sometimes life becomes tough. The purpose of it is to make you soft.
Every tough situation should make you softer. When your life becomes tough then 2 things will happen -  either it will make u rude and rough, or it ll make u soft. If u become rude and rough, life will become tougher. 

Dont imitate me. See when people come to meet me or swami ji, they expect us to be serious. So I do all this playing with toys, that gun and all, so that people feel comfortable with us, they think that guruji is also like us. But if you do all that, people  will think that you have gone cookoo..
You should not be too serius not too playful.
See when I do all this play, do people think that I am cookoo?
Everyone says "No"
They actually dont know, I am cookoo. 😂

You were all fooled by company sponsored researches that butter is not good for heart, but now science says that it is good for heart. If you keep butter in your hand, it will melt.
Whatever melts at body temperature can not clog your heart. Butter is good for heart. It prevents heart attack.


Keep this resolution that:
I will not be sucked by maya - the illusion around me.

So did you get something to take away fron this TRM? 
What did u get?
The real take away is in terms of vibrations. Other intellectual understanding and all that is just tip of the iceberg. In any course, the real take away is on vibration level.

Eat black rice instead of white rice. White rice is only starch, white rice has other vitamins, minerals.

Dont make follow up mechanical. Make it more juicy. 10 mins kriya is also enough.
More interaction. Potluck dinner. If someone is less participative, ask that person to lead pranayam, bhastrika. You dont have to be the leader all the time.

Politics in AOL:
See wherever there are people, there will be politics. Because politics means 'people'
We are not poultry farm. We are zoo. We are all different. And that is our strength.

When we do follow up on call for registrations:
Dont ask would you like to do the course? Or are you interested?
Ask which course I can regisyer you for. Thers one on first weekend, one on last weekend.

You cant come for the first weekend? shall I register you for the last weekend?

*BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE*- As shared




*BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE*

            Birth is your
          *Opening Stock.*
                  
     What comes to you
                   is
                *Credit.*
                  
    What goes from you
                   is
               *Debit.*

         Death is your
         *Closing Stock.*

     Your ideas are your
               *Assets.*

     Your bad habits are  
         your *Liabilities.*

     Your happiness is
                your
               *Profit.*

     Your sorrow is your
                *Loss.*

        Your soul is your
               *Goodwill.*

     Your heart is your
                *fixed*
               *Assets*

    Your character is 
            your
          *Capital.*

    Your knowledge is
             your
        *Investment*

       Your age is your
          *Depreciation.*
          
          And finally :

*ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOD IS YOUR AUDITOR*.

Have a perfect balance sheet...!!

Sunday 12 March 2017

A poem or a prayer - As shared



 "!"Desperately,
 helplessly, longingly, I cried;
 Quietly, patiently, lovingly, God replied.
 I pled and I wept for a clue to my fate . . .
 And the Master so gently said,
 "Wait"“Wait? you
 say wait?" my indignant reply.
 “Lord, I need answers, I need to know why!
 Is your hand shortened? Or have you not heard?
 By faith I have asked, and I'm claiming your Word.“My future and
 all to which I relate
 Hangs in the balance, and you tell me to wait?
 I'm needing a 'yes', a go-ahead sign,
 Or even a 'no' to which I can resign.“You promised,
 dear Lord, that if we believe,
 We need but to ask, and we shall receive.
 And Lord I've been asking, and this is my cry:
 I'm weary of asking! I need a reply."Then quietly,
 softly, I learned of my fate,
 As my Master replied again, "Wait."
 So I slumped in my chair, defeated and taut,
 And grumbled to God, "So, I'm waiting for
 what?"He seemed then to kneel, and His
 eyes met with mine . . .
 and He tenderly said, "I could give you a sign.
 I could shake the heavens and darken the sun.
 I could raise the dead and cause mountains to run."I could
 give all you seek and pleased you would be.
 You'd have what you want, but you wouldn't know Me.
 You'd not know the depth of my love for each saint.
 You'd not know the power that I give to the faint."You'd
 not learn to see through clouds of despair;
 You'd not learn to trust just by knowing I'm there.
 You'd not know the joy of resting in Me
 When darkness and silence are all you can see."You'd
 never experience the fullness of love
 When the peace of My spirit descends like a dove.
 You would know that I give, and I save, for a start,
 But you'd not know the depth of the beat of My
 heart."The glow of my comfort late
 into the night,
 The faith that I give when you walk without sight.
 The depth that's beyond getting just what you ask
 From an infinite God who makes what you have last."You'd
 never know, should your pain quickly flee,
 What it means that My grace is sufficient for thee.
 Yes, your dearest dreams overnight would come true,
 But, oh, the loss, if you missed what I'm doing in
 you."So, be silent, my child, and
 in time you will see
 That the greatest of gifts is to truly know me.
 And though oft My answers seem terribly late,
 My most precious answer of all is still . . .

 _Wait._


"*By Russell Kelfer.*

Saturday 11 March 2017

Significance of Colours - As shared




Let’s have a look at the significance of the colors –

# Blue is the color for peace and heavenly living. Blue signifies soberness and happiness.

# Pink is the color of joy. Its vibrancy is enough to spread joy around. It is the main color, Gulal, is both decorative and volatile.

# Green is the color of Nature. It sustains life. Vitality is one facet of this color. It is a way of reliving old happy memories.

# Yellow color reflects brilliance and brings warmth. Yellow signifies happiness, hope, summer, and friendship.

# Red brings success. Red is the ultimate color of love. It symbolizes romance, tenderness, and calm.

# White is the color of dignity and purity. White is revealing of truth.

# Orange portrays ambition and motivates one’s creativity. It is often associated with energy, enthusiasm, flamboyant and demanding of attention.

# Violet is royal. It is a mystery. It is the color of friendliness.

# Black signifies power, sexuality, sophistication, formality, elegance, wealth, and style.

So this Holi remember you are known to the colors and their meanings, use them to show what you feel!  

Wishing you & your family a safe and Happy Holi!